I Got Nothing You Got Something To Feel Out Of Place

I better blog so that the people who read this during class will not feel let down.

I've decided to e-mail Oprah and tell her that my blog has changed peoples lives. So if you, or anyone you know, has been "changed" by my blog let me know. That way my claim might actually be legitamite.

I think its time for one of my posts from the computer lab. Go back to the archives if you've never read one. I'm quite proud of them.

So today that lab is a little busier then it used to be last year, perhaps more people are finding out about it and deciding not to go the one in Nat Sci.

I think there is also supposed to be a class in here now, which would explain why a prof-like person is up at the front of the class. I wonder how long I can stay here before they threaten to kick me out? They don't look that tough, I think I could fight back if they tried any funny stuff.

I have to go to class now. This post really sucked. I'll write more later, when I'm in the library "supposed" to be studying.

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It's 11:30 And I Don't Want To Go To Bed

So it turns out that the web page I linked to yesterday really was Adam Plewes' web page.
I wonder if he reads this blog? I wonder if he even stil remembers who I am?
From now on we'll post about Adam on every post we make.

Harvey Danger released his latest album this week, and in a rare move its available as a free download!! As a whole the album's pretty good, I'd recommend y'all get it.

Relating to free music: An ex-member of Belle and Sebastian has also been releasing free music. He's put out three mp3 only eps that are also very good. I'm a fan of the third a more mellowish one.

So this post started out kinda funny then lost it. I should tell a joke, but I can't think of any. Thats your job then: tell a joke in the comments.

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One Sip From The Cup Of Human Kindness and I'm...

So today I saw Adam Plewes' long last twin. It was little odd. I haven't seen Adam or heard from him in over three years. Oh, and the link above may or may not be his website. I have no idea. It was updated in 2001 which we will now term: "The Year We Lost Contact".

Today I had Conservation Biology. I've come to really hate that prof, she doesn't really know anything and two months in we've really accomplished nothing. We constantly have guest speakers though, which is good cause I don't have to listen to the prof ramble on. Kinda like what I'm doing now.

The point: Todays guest speaker was Charlie Trick! He taught me Ecology last year and he's a really good prof and enjoyable to listen to. He's travelled all over the planet doing research and such.

What he talked about would bore y'all to death so I won't bother telling you about it at all.

Does anyone want to go to my lab for me today?

~Titus

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Breath The Air

Last night I had the best sandwich ever. I took two eggo (tm) waffles and toasted them. I mayo'd them up and added roast beef and 12 year old cheese. Then I put them on my plate which also had coleslaw on it. The waffle soaked up some of the juices and became kinda mushy. It tasted soooo good.

Then I went to bed.

And had the strangest dream. A whole bunch of us were sitting in a a cicle and we decided to try some acid. Oddly enough the acid looked kinda like nerds, all colourfull and such. We we all popped this into our mouths, all proceeded to pass out.

When we woke up we were all tied up. Apparently one of our parents had found us in our acid inducded passed out state and tied our legs and hands together. So there we were all hopping around.

Suddenly the floor we were on broke away from the building and starting floating around. It was far out man.

I wonder what else was in that sandwhich?

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When I Was A Young Girl

I looked at the stats for this humble blog the other day, and I noticed that I have quite the diverse readership. As in people from all over the world. Good to have you all on board, hope you've been enjoyng yoursleves.

While I was doing my daily perusal of websites I discovered that Broken Social Scene is going on tour! And none other then Feist is opening for them! I checked the tour dates.

Now the closest date is in Detroit, on October 27th. Since thats only like 2 hrs a way I think we should all head out on a nice little road trip. Let me know if any of you are interested. And if you have no idea who these bands are, don't worrry I'll lend you some CDs.

:woot:

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This Is The Place Where Time Reverses

Dead Men Talk To All The Pretty Nurses.

I didn't get home until 4:40 today. That left me all of 2o minutes to hand in a stats assignment, and when your stuck on dialup, you need at least that much time. But don't worry it's handed in now, and on time at that.

So I have two essays to write this week. One on Canadian grasslands in Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba. The other on Aristotle and Hobbe's political theory and what they would have said to each other. Who else thinks they might have tried to kill the other one. At least Hobbes might have, he was a nasty man.

In closing there are now 6 water bottles on my desk.

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We All Fall Down

I just drank a new beverage called "Full Throttle" and now I feel ready to do really anything. I think I might start drinking this stuff every day during exams.

Ok. Time to finish this post. I walked away from it for several hours and totally lost my train of thought. Don't you hate it when that happens?

So I really have nothing to say, I'm going to stop now then.

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I had too much of my hair cut off today.

I guess thats what happens when you go get a haircut. I was also told that I need to change my shampoo because its doing something to my hair thats not good. I don't know what to change it to though. Any suggestions would be great.

I'm kinda not sick anymore. But I still don't feel great. I woke up in the middle of the night is a crazy daze. I felt like I was on some spaceship... or a character on Muppets in Space. I got up, and fumbled my way to the bathroom. Where I then..EDITED.. then I went back to bed.

I have a stats assignment due on Monday. I think I'll go work on that now.

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A Haiku

I am so sick.

My face feels like its going to explode any minute now.

I have gone through whole rainforests worth of trees in kleenex.

I haven't the energy to really write anything else.

Apologies.

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All She Wanted Was A Boyfriend....

... Or the Means To Justify a Boyfriend.

So I'm already a month into my third year at university and I don't think I've written anything about school yet this year. So to remedy that I'm going to blog all the people I see here who annoy me. I might even mention their names, if I know them. Their names, not the people personally.

The People That Suck:

1. The Guy Who Interupted A Lecture To Find Out If The Powerpoint Would Be Posted Online Because He Was Too Lazy To Make Notes. - Need I say more?
2. The Weasel Dude - he's voice, appearance (weasel like) and short stature make him the perfect candidate for number two
3. Becky Zenner - this girl has got to be the biggest bitch in third year bio. Her attidude stinks and she thinks that everyone should cater to her and her needs.
   
4. People who stand in the hallways and block exits to major classrooms - come on people there are 500 people trying to leave, get out of the way.
   
5. The African American in front of me with the afro comb in his hair - If he was 70's retro, he'd be cool but he's not.
   
6. People you knew in Elementrary school who stop to talk to you - I don't know you any more keep walking.
   

Tomorrow: The People That Don't Suck

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CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

SO THIS POST IS ENTIRELY IN CAPS AND IF YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY THEN YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO READ AND THEN GO READ THE TITLE OF THIS POST.

MICAH, WHO CAME UP WITH SAID TITLE, HAS THE BEST BLOG IN THE WORLD. YOU SHOULD ALL GO READ IT, LIKE NOW. IT WAY BETTER THEN OTHER PEOPLES BLOGS CAUSE HE SAYS FUNNY STUFF AND THINGS.

SO THATS WHY I HAVE TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY.

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I Know Better Then To Get Between a Whore and Her Money

Ok this really rocks.

I'm a regular reader of Tiny Mix Tapes. (I'm going to blog about music sites one of these days) and this morning there was this hilarous article:

Disney Hocks Digital Music Player to Toddlers

Hey kids, still listening to Raffi on a regular, old CD player? Well get with the times, homos. You've never heard "Baby Beluga" until you've blasted it through an official Disney MP3 player. One with Timon and Pumbaa on it. Or Tinkerbell ("Sassy Pixie" scrawled under the play button). Set to hit stores by the end of the month, the Mix Stick will offer suburban kids the ability to put 60 of their favorite S Club 7 songs on a bright plastic stick the size of a pack of gum. And of course, the Mix Stick comes with your choice of classic Disney characters emblazoned hither and thither. Disney joins a growing number of companies rushing to capitalize on the popularity of the digital music format. Apple's iPod, the recognized leader in MP3 players, recently surpassed vaginal sex as the most popular thing ever.

So get out there and scour the neighborhood for discarded glass bottles and take 'em on over to the soda fountain for the deposit, kids. Just collect 1,200 and that Mix Stick is yours. Plus 400 for a couple of CDs. Or 20 for a song on iTunes. Oh yeah, and 16,000 for a basic home computer. So, get started."

Thats priceless.

Also, when I booted up iTunes this morning I noticed all the people in the library using iTunes as well. One of these people was Randy McAuley a running back for the Western Mustangs. The McAuley brothers are also singers.... see where this is going. So I boot up Randy's music and what does he have? Yeppers, his own music. I just wish I could see playcounts to see how often he listens to this stuff. I started up a few tracks to see what its like.... and yikes. I sounds like a combination of Michael Jackson and the Backstreet Boys. Nasty stuff. I wonder if the rest of the team knows what this guys up to?

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We Call It Riding The Gravy Train

Back again.

-What should I write about, Eddie
-I don't know, I don't know. Write about Thanksgiving and what your thankful for. It'll be very Jamiesque. Write about your family and how your thankful for them, but your not really and you want to stay home all day.
-That sounds great Ed. Now to list the things I'm really thankful for...
-Do you think they have cases out for Nano's yet? Titus?
-Quit bugging me Ed, I'm trying to think of what I'm thankful for. I'm thankful for.....
- How I wish you were here, we're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year.
-..... Pink Floyd. I mean no, but yes , whatever, I didn't mean to write that. I like Pink Floyd, but how can you be thankful for something like that. So scratch that off the list.
- I am thankful for Nano's and hushpuppies, the food not the show, I am also thankful for grapes and roast beef.
-Well Ed thats really gluttoness of you, keep it up

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When Theirs Nothing Left To Burn You've Got To Set Yourself On Fire

Wow, I really suck when it comes to keeping this blog updated. At least when I write things it's actually interesting. (Yeah thats right I did just link back to myself (I rock lol!11!!))

So much has happened that I need to blog about so this is what I propose I do, I will wirte everything thats happened in point form, and over the next couple of days I'll post on them. So. Here. It. Goes.

• I got hit on the thigh with a walnut
• My philosophy prof can't decide between the Shins or Wilco
• I'm regretting wearing sandals today
• I bought a new computer
• I returned a new computer
• I re-bought the same computer
• I really have no life
• I think I'll start to make up new events to blog about
• Rabid bunnies started eating people on campus today
• I saw a pretty flower.

Look at that, all those neat and interesting things to blog about. That should be fun. Stay tuned for more after these messages.

Oh oh oh: Aweome bands and their albums to buy:

1. The New Pornographers: Twin Cinemas - Get this one now. Sell your mother-in-law to raise the money to buy it.
   
2. The Decemberists: Picaresque - A little slower but still awesome
3. Spoon: Gimme Fiction - Between TNP and Dec.
   
4. T.V. on the Radio: Young Liars - An older album and band that I just discovered.
5. The Pixies: Doolittle - Why oh why didn't we stick around for the rest of their set!!! Something I will regret for the rest of my life.

How was that for fun? You got more then you bargined for with this post!

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